Updated Roster

Name	Position	Level	Team	League	Conference	Agent
side Show Bob	QB	1	Sacramento Breakers	D League #16	W	John
Jon Pumpkin	HB	1	Vermont Fire	D League #16	E	Ben
Bron Kerplowski	FB	4	Spokane Vikings	D League #8	W	Steve
Alfred "M1" Abrams	FB	2	Miami Lizards	D League #16	E	Martin
Shlomo Eisenberg	FB	2	Virginia Poison	D League #8	E	Ben
Stumpwater Jack	C	4	Chicago Hounds	D League #2	E	Martin
Nimitz Navarone	G	3	New Hampshire Wizards	D League #16	E	Martin
Ogg Vorbis	G	1				Steve
Hot Plate Williams	OT	3	Eugene Mob	D League #8	W	John
Ivan Denisovich	OT	1	Atlanta Vampires	D League #8	E	Martin
Izy Ostrowski	TE	4	Charlotte Buzzards	D League #16	E	Steve
Zook Garrick	TE	3	Philadelphia Extreme	D League #17	E	John
Freddy Washington	WR	4	Minnesota Rollers	D League #8	W	Ben
Cool Disco Dan	WR	2	Miami Ghosts	D League #2	E	John
Incontinentia Buttocks	DT	4	Maine Terror	D League #16	E	Ben
Fat Ride	DT	3	Orlando Cardinals	D League #29	W	John
Mr. Trouble O'Rourke	DE	1	Las Vegas Stags	D League #2	W	John
Sawyer Trull	LB	4	Orlando Crocodiles	D League #2	E	Paul
Basil Hayden	LB	1	Memphis Bling	D League #2	E	Martin
Felix Adler	CB	4	Colorado Springs Breakers	D League #2	E	Ben
Huckleberry Snead	SS	3	San Diego Snakes	D League #32	W	Martin
Charles Pickens	FS	2	St. Louis Snakes	D League #8	E	Steve
Boots McGaffey	P	6	Baltimore Scorpions	D League #12	E	Jon
Cleats Tacznowsky	K	4	Louisville Hares	D League #12	E	Jon
Hiram Stroller	HB	1	Fresno Vikings	D League #16	W	Martin